OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA
he died a hero’s death
What a magnificent problem to have.
#what’s up losers? #where’s your gf? #see that cute girl over there in the leather jacket, cheering? #she’s mine
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
“Master glassblower and stained glass artist Loren Stump in California has wowed the internet with an extraordinary display of virtuosity. He created a “loaf” of glass, called murrine, out of carefully layered glass rods that, when sliced, reveal a painstakingly detailed work of art in cross-section.
"The most impressive thing about his work is that the resulting image can only be seen in its entirety after the murrini is cut…"
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
charles doesn’t actually need to put his fingers to his head for his powers he’s just constantly rubbing his temples because erik gives him a fucking headache
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.
Wow, high praise. Thank you!
I remember in the 10th grade my friend telling me how scary the Blair With Project was so I watched it for the first time tonight and literally...
Getting a perm in a week because thats how I roll
As I took my mozzarella sticks out of the oven, I instinctively sang Ave Maria
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