we all failed the test and my professor felt bad so she bought us donuts welcome to college
My 6 1/2 month old puppy experiences central air for the first time
Mushka is a 12 year old dog who knows better then to go counter surfing - she was courteous enough to leave me the three small slices I had cut off the large slab of cheese.
My baby girl, Harper. Now 8.5 months old. She used to fit in one hand and now I can barely pick her up.
I love her so much.
oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you
Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP
yall are a bunch of weird people how can anybody fucking relate to a FUCKING FRUIT SPLASHING
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA
IT IS A BOOB HOLDER
IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS
THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT
I would do anything to make my dad happy again.
Schools almost over, so I can stop stressing about classes and start stressing about moving in with my girlfriend.
BARFING EVERYWHERE GUYS I JUST KISSED A BOY ON THE MOUTH LIKE SEVERAL TIMES A LOT IT WAS GR8
IM LEAVING FOR NEW YORK TOMORROW SUCH EXCITE