April 24, 2014
manninq:

we all failed the test and my professor felt bad so she bought us donuts welcome to college

manninq:

we all failed the test and my professor felt bad so she bought us donuts welcome to college

(Source: lionsarah, via dearmaninthemoon)

April 24, 2014
happyanimals:

awwww-cute:

My 6 1/2 month old puppy experiences central air for the first time

that faceeeee

happyanimals:

awwww-cute:

My 6 1/2 month old puppy experiences central air for the first time

that faceeeee

April 24, 2014
dogshaming:

Mushka Cut The Big Cheese

Mushka is a 12 year old dog who knows better then to go counter surfing - she was courteous enough to leave me the three small slices I had cut off the large slab of cheese.

dogshaming:

Mushka Cut The Big Cheese

Mushka is a 12 year old dog who knows better then to go counter surfing - she was courteous enough to leave me the three small slices I had cut off the large slab of cheese.

April 24, 2014

(Source: buckysbarnes, via eringordon)

April 24, 2014
handsomedogs:

My baby girl, Harper. Now 8.5 months old. She used to fit in one hand and now I can barely pick her up. 
I love her so much.

handsomedogs:

My baby girl, Harper. Now 8.5 months old. She used to fit in one hand and now I can barely pick her up. 

I love her so much.

April 24, 2014
oldflorida:

word.

oldflorida:

word.

(Source: youknowyoureafloridianwhen)

April 24, 2014
scoutology:

oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you

scoutology:

oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you

(via rat-bones)

April 24, 2014
hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

(via josieandthebussycats)

April 24, 2014
knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*

knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

 (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*

(Source: bellsprout, via hi)

April 24, 2014

avocadopeasfuck:

djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

image

yall are a bunch of weird people how can anybody fucking relate to a FUCKING FRUIT SPLASHING

(via dutchster)

April 24, 2014

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(Source: tacoposey, via nerdycommunity)

April 24, 2014

chxp-stick:

mastertoph:

thesummeroflike:

one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements

If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.

image

(via natsulasommer)

April 24, 2014

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via epacwhin)

April 24, 2014

deathtiel:

But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA 

IT IS A BOOB HOLDER

IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS

THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT

April 24, 2014

dampsandwich:

LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE

(via tyleroakley)

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